// School Day.*

for the first time, i won't have a song or the lyrics as i open up this thing. lol. anyways, the blog that i am posting actually happened earlier today at school. i wrote everything down because i really did feel like writing, and i didn't have my laptop to blog, and i found out later on that i could do it all on my fone, but who wants to do all that? anyways, there's alot of things that will be talked about tonight. as you read on my fb and twitter, but you should expect that, from me anyways. :)

the time it took place - 1:11pm.


so, i'm sitting in the cafeteria right now, talking to zaneta oscarmyer, kwilson, pricilla, and suzan witherbitchass. lol

today has been the best so far! i haven't went to any classes lol and don't really plan to. well except my night class that's at 530. we went to mcdonalds and made suzan witherbitchass pay for everything. lol. i honestly didn't have any money, but kwilson held out on her. LOL. then we came back and kwilson and suzan witherbitchass went to class, LATE. it was so much fun hanging out with them today. lol so yeah, me and zaneta walk tonika to class at the hampton iii building. when we were walking back kwilson and suzan witherbitchass was out of class, so we all came to the cafeteria. i got some cheese fries and suzanne witherbitchass gave me two extra dollars! lol their friend bucked on something and suzanne witherbitchass was all giggling, smh. and in her words she "scurried" away. that's cause the only trouble she gets into is breaking curfew and getting caught by the norfolk police! lmao, and she was grounded off that shit. thhheeeeennn i see someone and they tell me i'm "whylin." and i ask how and they can't even tell me.. i say "my blogs" and by the expression on their face, i knew right then and there it was. ok..[PAUSE]


let's get this shit straight motha fucka's. this is MY BLOG WEBSITE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT. MATTER OF FACT, YOU DON EVEN NEED TO VISIT THE SITE..AT ALL. if all you wanna do it take my shit outta context and make it seem more than what it really is, then bitch i will find a way to help you out and block you. read my shit for what it is, nothing more, nothing less. i don't care if you feel offended, most likely when you reading this and you feelin some type of way about what i'm saying, it has to deal with you. stop reading my shit and running back to people to try and figure things out, you know how to reach me. matter fact, hit me up on my email. leave a comment on the blogs you do not understand. i can help you and explain, why? because i am the fuckin author. it's lewinsky's view, jhasmyn's view. it's for a reason!!!!!!!!!!!!! don exaggerate on my shit, stop being insecure and immature about the situation and just ask me. 9 times outta 10; you personally know me. sooooo why try and talk about wha the fuck i'm sayin to someone else? just ask me.! subscribe and leave comments, k? thanks.

moving on :)


so today i was talking to suzanne witherbitchass and then she went on to talk about how her grandmother has alzheimer's. :/ LMAO. before you think i'm rude for laughing, sit the fuck back and keep reading. we were talking about getting a car, and i told her to ask her grandma and thattt's when she explained her gma had the disease. so then she went on to tell me and the rest of the table a story about how her grandmother [who has alzheimer's] pissed her off. LOL it was because the lady refused to give up the remote, so suzanne witherbitchass decides to tell her grandma that she [suzanne] was indeed Jesus...................................... LMAOOOOOO. wtf, hold on, let's interview her.

JHAS-so suzanne how are you today witcha bitchass?

SWB- not very well!!

JHAS- so sorry to hear that, :)

SWB- no you're not, you're full of shit.

JHAS- anyways, tell us about your grandmother and her alzheimer's? *laughing.

SWB- i don't understand why you find this humerous Jhasmyn. It's not funny, it's a fuckin disease, it's actually sad!!

JHAS - (laughes even harder) sorry witherbitchass. so can you tell us WHY she wouldn't give you the remote? is it because she didn't know you?

SWB- she doesn't like me, witherbitchass!!

JHAS -well damn. is it safe to say that your whole family is some bitchasses??

SWB- HEY!!!!

JHAS- i was just saying...anyways; what happened when you told her you were Jesus??

SWB- she just went crazy and started yelling "what do you mean". she yelled for my mother and told her that Jesus was in the room!!

JHAS -(crying) soo, you got in trouble?


BREAKING [THE FUCKING] NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUZANNE WITHERBITCHASS JUST BUSTED HER ASS ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOOOO. KWILSON PULLED THE CHAIR FROM UNDER HER ASS!!!!!!

-after laughing with others in the cafeteria and replaying that shit 5 times...-

SWB- but yeah, i got sent to my room and my grandma kept pointing at me saying Jesus was in the room.

JHAS- (dying) well damn, sorry to hear that..*still laughing.

shortly after that suzanne witherbitchass had to go. let's go to krystel and see what she has to say about pulling suzanne witherbitchass' chair!!

JHAS -so Krystel, WHY did you pull out her chair? Suzanne witherbitchass, that is.

KWILSON- she wouldn't give me a dollar!! and plus she was throwing zanetta phone on the ground.

JHAS- but you have money, so why did you need a dollar?

KWILSON- why would i spend my own money, when i can spend someone else's money. (laughs) she gave you money and you have money.

JHAS- (whispers)she actually doesn't know that...

KWILSON- why couldn't she give me some money?

JHAS- (laughing) wow! well i never really thought about things like that. well, so if i don't give you a dollar, will you pull my chair out?

KWILSON- it depends, it was just her because if you giving people money, other people money but me, then yeah. :)

JHAS- well thank you Krystel and hopefully whenever you want a dollar i will have it! (laughiing)

LOL. okay, so i thought i was some reporter lady or someone in a magazine interviewing people! i think i might want to change my major to communication, be on people's tv screen or radio station instead of teaching. smh. i don't knoww people i don't know.

however, it's 1032. and i'm running behing schedule, i need to go do my hair. been sitting under the dryer.. lol time to go and do something to it. it's short again :) and all black. shoutout to MS.CIARA GOLDSBORO. she definitely inspired me today with her hair. :)

maybe i'll come back later, but as for now. take it for what it is, nothing more - nothing less. goodnight folks!